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Pictures courtesy of valks@geocities.com aka. Valkyrie i.e. Me :)
Calligraphic Font courtesy of spunk1111@aol.com aka. Joan Stark.
This next one is rather course (I recieved it in snail mail one year) ;)
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Money's short Times are hard here's your fucking Christmas card
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Twas the night before Xmas And all through the house Everyone felt shitty Even the mouse
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Mum was at the whorehouse And Dads smoking grass I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass
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When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter I rose from my place To see what wa the matter
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There out on the lawn I saw a big dick I knew in an instant It must be St Nick
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He came down the chimney Like a bat out of hell I knew in a flash The fucker had fell
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He filled all our stockings With pretzels and beer And a big rubber dick For my brother the queer
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He rose up the chimney With a thunderous fart The son of a bitch blew The chimney apart
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He swore and he cursed As he rode out of sight Piss on you all and have A hell of a night!
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